Hit the jump for today's inactives as your Houston Texans take on the Jacksonville Glitter Kitties.
Jacksonville Jaguars Inactives:
Brock Bolen RB - Hairballs
Eben Britton OT - Feline depression
John Chick DE - Cat scratch fever
Courtney Greene SS - Feline incontinence
Cecil Shorts WR - Already moved to Los Angeles
Jason Spitz C - Already moved to Los Angeles to star in an "adult film"
Chastin West WR - Glitter fight casualty. It looked like a Kindergarten art closet blew up on him.
Houston Texans Inactives:
Thomas Austin G
Andrew Gardner OT
Garrett Graham TE
Brandon Harris DB
Andre Johnson WR
Danieal Manning FS
T.J Yates QB
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