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October 31, 2011
"The league is strewn with cases of terminal Boselliosis," said an anonymous trainer. "Look at poor Bob Sanders. He caught Boselliosis his rookie year and nobody did anything to treat it. Years passed before he was diagnosed, but the damage was done. The injury bug literally turned his bones into glass. Same can be said for Matt Hasselbeck." When asked if the complaining to the refs is a side effect of Boselliosis, the trainer replied, "No. He's just a whiny (deleted)."