You might have come into today thinking, "there's no way we have a worse first half than we did last week against the Bengals." You would have been wrong. That was an execrable, abominable, odious, loathsome, abhorrent, and detestable first half. Hopefully, the halftime adjustments will make the second half slightly less likely to result in spouse/pet/child abuse. But I won't hold my breath.
Also, if someone could locate the real DeMeco Ryans and get him to Reliant, that would be great; the guy in DeMeco's jersey today is awful.