MDC: Sons of Houston! I am MDC!
Younger Blog Reader: [incredulously] MDC is a prolific blogger!
MDC: Yes, I've heard. Writes posts by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd complete the mailbag with questions from his eyes, and insightful answers from his arse.
[Blog Readers laugh]
MDC: I am MDC! And I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in support of off-season filler. You've come to read as free men ... and free men you are. What will you do with that freedom? Will you send in a question?
Older Blog Reader: Send in a question? To you? No! We will read. And we will comment.
MDC: Aye, ask a question and you may be mocked. Lurk, and you'll avoid that ... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance --- just one chance --- to come back here and tell other readers that they may mock our questions, but they'll never take ... OUR MAILBAG!
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