GIFs: Key Plays From Houston's Win Over Baltimore
Thanks to Jack in the Box, Battle Red Blog presents This Week In GIFs. While not a GIF, Connor Barwin and Antonio Smith celebrate in front of Matt Birk's face.
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Flacco was out-of-whacko! Eh? Eh? You're right, it's terrible. I'm sorry.
Week 7 2012: Ravens at Texans - Two Teams Limp In, One Limps Out
All you need to know about week seven's match-up between the 5-1 Baltimore Ravens and 5-1 Houston Texans.
2DH: Epitaphs & Mayonnaise
Playing a team named after a Poe reference? Sounds like a good time to discuss death! And mayonnaise-based BBQ sauces. And Michigan football. YAY, RANDOMNESS!
Not Your Grandmother's Texans
These Texans are new and improved, as witnessed by how they responded to the egg laid last Sunday night.
Is This The Start Of The 2012 Barwinning Tour?
We get on the confounding case of false start penalties while Connor Barwin lets off some frustration of his own.
Hair of the Dog: BRB Discusses Sunday's Game
The conversation between the BRB staff was far more compelling than the one between Deirdorf and Gumbell. Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself.
Game Day Open Thread: Texans v. Ravens, 3Q
A thread to discuss the developing beatdown of the Baltimore Ravens. Or just to make "Joe Flacco is elite?" jokes. Whatever.
Open Game Day Thread: Texans v. Ravens, 2Q
Johnathan Joseph just picked off this post as I was writing it.
Vote For Charity
Cat your vote in this week's XFINITY poll and do your part toward helping a deserving charity get something.
These things will come to pass on Sunday at Reliant Stadium. Unless they don't. There's really no pressure either way.
The Pregame: Hating The Ratbirds
Will Baltimore stay undefeated against Houston? Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."
Darryl Sharpton: Not Ready
Don't expect Darryl Sharpton to return to the field anytime soon, if at all this season.
Pickin' Winners and Eatin' Wings
This week, we try to go better than .500 for the week, we also try to make people crazy for tasty, delicious wings.
Can the Cushingless Texans Shut Down Ray Rice?
This week's Blueprint focuses on how the Houston Texans could possibly deal with Rice while their All-Pro linebacker watches from the sideline.
Do As I Say And Not As I Do.
David Carr opines on how to succeed as a franchise quarterback. Next up in the series: Petey Faggins tells us how one becomes a lockdown cornerback.
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Who Takes Tim Jamison's Spot On The Roster?
With Tim Jamison's season over, the Texans make moves to fill out the 53-man roster and 8-man practice squad.
Ravens Lose Two Defensive Stalwarts For Season
Ladarius Webb and Ray Lewis--done for the year. Haloti Ngata will reportedly play on a tweaked MCL.