Open Thread: Monday Night Football (Bears @ Cokeboys)

Tonight's MNF match-up pits Da Bears of Chicago against the Cokeboys of Occupied Southern Oklahoma. Both teams enter the game 2-1 and will face off at the Greatest Overcompensation for a Tiny Schwanz in the history of mankind, the Death Star. As a helpful reminder, here's a list of some of the greatest Cokeboys of all time.

Drop your wisdom in the comments below. Normal open thread charges/rules apply. Openly taunting Leroy Harris and David Stewart is encouraged because, seriously, talk about morons.