Not even I'm in the mood to watch football tonight, but I'll probably catch some of the action once the wife and kids are asleep. Because, poop, that's why.
I've already run the Manningless thing into the ground once this year, so I'll spare you my cheap comedy stylings. Save for one awful prime time quarter, Peyton Manning has been strong this year, even if strong no longer describes his arm strength. Look! A wounded duck! But how can anybody possibly root for Marmalard, aka Philip Rivers.
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