:format(webp)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/2265953/130972174.0.jpg)
If you're reading this, you might have a question for me to answer. Perhaps you'll even consider interrupting your trick-or-treating to lodge a question in the Comments. I don't have any delicious candy to hand out. I have something even better: Knowledge. Or the charade of knowledge, anyway. Whatever your question, I'm here to wildly speculate, horribly miss, and entertain until 9:30 p.m. CDT.
Leave any questions you have in the Comments, and I'll start answering/chatting promptly at 9 p.m. CDT. Or, if no one wants to chat, I'll just talk about whatever I'm watching on TV until 9:30 p.m. The choice is yours, gentle reader.