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Dear Wade,
Alan Ball covering Calvin Johnson is not effective. For that matter, Alan Ball covering me would be ineffective. Please remedy this immediately or I shall be forced to call the authorities.
Also, if Ndamukong Suh could please go screw himself with an Oriental disemboweling cutlass, the world would be a much better place.
At least we get the ball to start the half.
Talk. Here. Now.