As I type this on Saturday night, I have no idea whether your Houston Texans are the 2012 AFC South Champions. I mean, I think they are. I hope they are. But I don't know they are. The suspense is enough to make a man drink. More.
Spill the beans to past me in the Comments below. Then feel free to wax poetic about the rest of the NFL action kicking off at 3:05/3:25 p.m. CST.