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14-3. That's a fun way to start a game, no?
(Spoiler alert: It is.)
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get blindingly drunk to deal with a possible injury to Duane Brown. Because, hey, with apologies to Mr. and Mrs. Gardner, your boy scares the holy Locker out of me. (SWIDT?)