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Texans @ Titans: Third Quarter Open Thread

With apologies to Kenny Rogers.

Thomas B. Shea

"Justin James"

Justin James, in my song you live again
And the phrases that I rhyme
Are just the swatted passes out of time
From the time when I watched you, Justin James

Justin James, all the folks around Harris County praised your name
Just an amazing QB sacking defensive man
Who would crush any QB he can
And they always gave the praise to Justin James

Justin James, you still stalk the hurried passers in my mind
The steel blue shirt, the blitzing call
The swatting hand up on the ball
I loved you then and I love you now, Justin James

John McClain, a gossip of Harris County wrote nonsense
And when you were taken for the defense
You were a draft-day recompense
On a hungry fanbase with no fame, Justin James

Justin James, with your play on my TV
And the brace on your left arm
You said Ray was burrito-sized
And that a better world is a waiting for the fans
In my head these words remain from a Justin James

Justin James, you still stalk the hurried passers in my mind
The steel blue shirt, the blitzing call
The swatting hand up on the ball
I loved you then and I love you now, Justin James

Justin James, one clear lovely night
That brought you from the Badgers
And to your rightful place you came
Just Bum's son, me and the fans
To sing another chant for Justin James

Justin James, you still stalk the hurried passers in my mind
The steel blue shirt, the blitzing call
The swatting hand up on the ball
I loved you then and I love you now, Justin James