Not sure how long we'll keep doing the free agency open thread thing (answer: as long as we can pass them off as real posts), but here's one for your Friday enjoyment.
If you're struggling to figure out what to say, here are some potential topics:
- Now that Mario has signed with the Bills, what can we do with all this cap space?
- If Chris Myers signs with another team, do we get $8M in cap space?
- Why is Jacoby Jones still on the team?
- We were so close last season. Now the Texans are going to suck.
- Why does our GM suck so badly at managing the cap?
- We should have traded Eric Winston
Actually, upon further review, all of those topics suck. I encourage you all to sneak booze into your place of employment and come up with better topics.
Now if you don't mind, I gotta go. My damn weiner kids are listening.