Free Agency Open Thread X: "I Hope I Didn't Brain My Damage"

I debated putting up a new free agency open thread today. Not because I think these open threads somehow result in Rick Smith cutting Texans to hurt my feelings, but because I still have Irish waking to do for our dearly departed Cap'n Meco as we collectively face our first DeMecoless day since April of 2006. No, I'm still not over it, even though I know it is without a doubt the right on-the-field move.

Before I start weeping again, I'm turning this thread over to you. Discuss the day's goings-on in the Comments below.