779-29...combined. I'd say that's a blow-out for Monsieur Griffin, wouldn't you? Maybe Crazy Dan Snyder will finally do something right. Maybe he takes Case Keenum. Anything from him is possible.
With Robert Griffin III off the board, we turn our eyes to the Minnesota Vikings. As with picks 1 and 2, there may not be too much drama with the Vikings' decision. But we will continue to forage on through these picks, BRB, exactly like Our Dear Leader does in Copernican fashion. Insert witty jump comment here.
After you vote, discuss it in the comments below. Next on the clock will be the Cleveland Browns, when the picks start becoming a little more murky. Like brown water. See what I did there? This poll closes at 1pm tomorrow (and sorry for the delay as I had a busy weekend filled with baseball, beer, parties, beer, cooking awesome Vietnamese food, hwisky, kid watching, and a little beer).
1. Indianapolis Colts - Andrew "Not Peyton Manning" Luck
2. Washington Redskins (from St. Louis) - Robert Griffin III
3. Minnesota Vikings
4. Cleveland Browns
5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
6. St. Louis Rams (from Washington)
7. Jacksonville Jaguars
8. Miami Dolphins
9. Carolina Panthers
10. Buffalo Bills
11. Kansas City Chiefs
12. Seattle Seahawks
13. Arizona Cardinals
14. Dallas Cowboys
15. Philadelphia Eagles
16. New York Jets
17. Cincinnati Bengals (from Oakland)
18. San Diego Chargers
19. Chicago Bears
20. Tennessee Titans
21. Cincinnati Bengals
22. Cleveland Browns (from Atlanta)
23. Detroit Lions
24. Pittsburgh Steelers
25. Denver Broncos
26. Houston Texans
27. New England Patriots (from New Orleans)
28. Green Bay Packers
29. Baltimore Ravens
30. San Francisco 49ers
31. New England Patriots
32. New York Giants