Well, dearest BRB brethren, I'm not sure if I'll finish before the draft, but I'll make sure to get us to the Texans' pick. Apologies to all, especially Our Dear Leader, but work and fatherhood have really cut into my time recently.
Mark Barron and Dre Kirkpatrick tied in the Cokeboys' vote, and as the Reigning Champion of Awesome, I'm awarding Barron to the Cowboys. Because I can, that's why. Next up is the Dreamiest Team in History, the Philadelphia Eagles. Obviously, their first rounder should be a real Defensive Coordinator, but I don't think Frank Bush is draft eligible. Whom do the Eagles take with their pick? Choose below!
After you vote, feel free to discuss your logic, or lack thereof!, in the comments below. The New York Jests pick 16th, and I'd greatly appreciate your suggestions on whom to list. I think they need a Wildcat QB! This poll will close Saturday at 2pm.
1. Indianapolis Colts - Andrew "Not Peyton Manning" Luck
2. Washington Redskins (from St. Louis) - Robert Griffin III
3. Minnesota Vikings - Matt Kalil
4. Cleveland Browns - Trent Richardson
5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Morris Claiborne
6. St. Louis Rams (from Washington) - Justin Blackmon
7. Jacksonville Jaguars - Quinton Coples
8. Miami Dolphins - Ryan Tannehill
9. Carolina Panthers - Dontari Poe
10. Buffalo Bills - Riley Reiff
11. Kansas City Chiefs - David DeCastro
12. Seattle Seahawks - Michael Floyd
13. Arizona Cardinals - Melvin Ingram
14. Dallas Cowboys - Mark Barron
15. Philadelphia Eagles
16. New York Jets
17. Cincinnati Bengals (from Oakland)
18. San Diego Chargers
19. Chicago Bears
20. Tennessee Titans
21. Cincinnati Bengals
22. Cleveland Browns (from Atlanta)
23. Detroit Lions
24. Pittsburgh Steelers
25. Denver Broncos
26. Houston Texans
27. New England Patriots (from New Orleans)
28. Green Bay Packers
29. Baltimore Ravens
30. San Francisco 49ers
31. New England Patriots
32. New York Giants