Roughly five days and three hours from right now, your Houston Texans will be on the clock in the 2012 NFL Annual Selection Meeting (aka the "College Draft" or "Draft"). Which means that roughly five days, three hours, and ten minutes from now, a sizable portion of you will be angry. A much smaller portion of you will be thrilled. And an even smaller portion will be ambivalent.
The good news, of course, is that by next Friday, most of you will have convinced yourself that [INSERT TEXANS DRAFT PICK] is the second coming of [INSERT GREATEST PLAYER TO HAVE PLAYED DRAFT PICK'S POSITION].
But all of that is in the future. No need to get all worked up about that stuff tonight, you know? Instead, consider this your open thread for anything (within community rules) that might tickle your fancy on this fine Saturday evening. Topic suggestion: Given Hollywood's habit of re-making movies rather than creating original content, what movie that has not been re-made would you like to see re-made and who would you cast in said film?