It's very likely that the next Houston Texans rookie will be announced in this open thread. Will this make it a historic thread or will it just be an another open thread in a long line of open threads.
By the way, I just got a text from Tim. He says everyone's having a miserable time at the BRBapalooza and they wish they were here at the open thread, but they'd feel bad leaving.
In any sense, if you make this open thread really badass, then maybe they'll wake up with their hangovers, look at this open thread and feel a little bit bad that they didn't get a chance to partake.
Yes, I'm still jealous I'm not there.