Two second division teams battle it out tonight as the Indianapolis Colts visit the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Colts, who had the first overall pick in the 2012 NFL Draft, remain Manningless. In fact, Peyton Manning now plays for the Denver Manningfull Broncos, who are chock full of Manning. Everybody will keep their eyes on the Manningfull Broncos, hopefully ignoring the Manningless Colts who will still probably be Manningless at the end of the year unless they trade for Eli Manning. Or, just maybe, the Colts can lure Archie Manning out of retirement. BRB will be covering this story breathlessly for the rest of the year, because Manning Manningly the Manningliest Manning of the Manning. ForeverManning. That's our promise to you.
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