On the List Of Things I Didn't Expect, starting today's scoring with a safety is way up near the top. (Of course, The Spanish Inquisition has the top spot on lock down.) C'est la vie. (That's French for "such is vie.")
Leave it to Andre L. Johnson to immediately wipe away whatever frustration we felt from that start. He's good. No, scratch that: he's gloriously fantastic, and we're all better people for having rooted for him.
Continue the conversation here. Andre would do it for you.
