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Perhaps it is fortuitous that the New York Giants are playing tonight. They're 0-5, which may make you, Houston Texans fan, feel a bit better about your beloved team being 2-3.
No? Didn't work? Oh, well. I tried.
This is your open thread for Giants-Bears on Thursday Night Football. Enjoy your evening.