Tonight is Thursday Night Football, which is generally a lower-tier game, with lower tier teams. Sure it might not have anything to do with the Texans, but tonight's game is different. The Seattle Seahawks will arrive in the desert and take on the lowly Arizona Cardinals in their quest to push their record to 6-1.
And they attempt to push their NFC West record to 2-0 after a 29-3 butt kicking of the San Francisco 49ers in Week 2. This has no bearing on the game; I just felt the need to bring up the fact that the Niners got destroyed by the Seahawks in Week 2.
So let's just take a breath, watch the game and try to imagine a world where Case Keenum is the next Tom Brady.
For me, this will require beer.
Enjoy the game, y'all!