I know this post seems silly. "Who would anyone ever be watching the Buffalo Bills and Cleveland Browns play when the Texas Longhorns are playing at the same time?" I'm with you. It's not even like Texas-Iowa State is on some network that no one gets; it's on ESPN, for crying out loud.
Nevertheless, I realize there are some flawed souls out there who will opt for Bills-Browns on Thursday Night Football instead of Longhorns-Cyclones. This open thread is for them. Have at it, and know that I'm judging you harshly for what I consider a glaringly unscrupulous character trait.