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Bleach Social: Where Are You Watching Texans-Patriots?

Years from now, you can tell your grandchildren that you watched the 2013 Houston Texans as they fought to avoid their tenth consecutive loss when they took on the New England Patriots on December 1, 2013. When you're regaling them with the tale, where will you tell them you watched the game?

For better or worse, you know this dude will be at Reliant Stadium tomorrow.
For better or worse, you know this dude will be at Reliant Stadium tomorrow.
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Despite what I thought was a really well written letter urging Roger Goodell to cancel the rest of the 2013 regular season in the interest of the mental health of the Houston fan base, the Houston Texans and New England Patriots will play a football game at Reliant Stadium tomorrow at noon CST. Assuming you haven't realized the truly destructive effect Texans football can have on your soul, what are your plans for watching our beloved team as it battlefights in the hope of improving to 3-9?

Will you be at Reliant Stadium, grimacing with every quick slant Tom Brady fires to his slot receiver?

Will you be at home, throwing your hands up in disgust each time Chandler Jones explodes through the porous Houston offensive line?

Will you be at a particular bar or restaurant, bracing for management to ask you to leave after you shatter a glass against the wall in reaction to yet another special teams gaffe?

Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you're a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.

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