Thursday Night Football Open Thread: Redskins @ Vikings

Join us tonight as the Minnesota Vikings continue their pursuit of Teddy Bridgewater and the Washington Redskins look to move within a game of the lead in the NFC Real Crappy East. I'd like to take a moment to thank RGIII for personally killing two of my fantasy teams this year with his play. #nobodycaresaboutyourfantasyteam But, hey, at least the Redskins' special teams unit sucks as bad as the Texans. So there's that.

Also tonight, 2014 University of Texas Head Coach Art Briles leads the Baylor Bears against the Land Thieves of Oklahoma. Remember, kids, you can't spell CENSORED without ou. I know I'm s'posed to be rooting for ou because a Baylor loss puts UT at the top of the Big 12 South, but screw that. Feel free to drop in your thoughts about the Baylor game where either team could likely give the Vikes a run for their money.

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