As much as we wish it was possible to fast-forward through the end of this brutal Houston Texans campaign, technology has failed us. Thus, we must watch the Texans host the Denver Broncos on Sunday. It promises to be a brutal endeavor, yet you will tune in. You must. It is your destiny.
Where and how will you be watching the Texans as they attempt to improve to 3-12?
Will you be at Reliant Stadium, cheering Matt Schaub on in what is surely his final home game at Reliant Stadium?
Will you be at home, penning a letter to Santa that advises all you really want for Christmas is a quarterback?
Will you be at a bar or restaurant, shame-drinking and/or shame-eating?
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you're a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.
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