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The Jaguars were supposed to be an oasis for the Texans in the midst of the trench wars between the Patriots, Colts, and Broncos games. This game was supposed to the be the cupcake game on the college football schedule for Houston; if it was in fact a college game, the Texans would probably have had to pay the Jaguars to come. I mean, look at their quarterbacks - Blaine Gabbert and Chad Henne. How the mighty have fallen.
Matt Schaub started the spark for this dumpster fire. Case Keenum is here to make sure the inferno engulfs the Texans' season until it rises from the ashes like a phoenix with the first overall pick in the 2014 NFL Draft. Before that happens, let's take a look at this week's Thursday Night Football game.
