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I just got through cleaning the bathrooms in my apartment a little while ago, and it occurred to me that scrubbing down the toilets was still a better experience than Thursday night's game against the Jaguars.
Either that or I've breathed in too much ammonia and I've hallucinated everything that's happened since then.
At any rate, this isn't about the Texans, this is about the three other non-Texans games on the schedule.
Your options are as follows:
St. Louis v. Arizona in a clash of the lesser teams in the NFC West, wherein the Cardinals could eek their way into the playoffs.
The New York Giants battlefightin' the San Diego Chargers in a battle of general irrelevance.
Or, the national game of the week, the Seattle Seahawks, who look to sew up the NFC West against the San Francisco 49ers on their home field.
Pick your poison wisely...unless you don't have Sunday Ticket, in which case you're kind of stuck with whichever one you've got.
Enjoy the games, whichever one(s) you decide to watch.