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Houston Texans Head Coach Gary Kubiak Turns 52 Today

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The most successful head coach in the ENTIRE history of the Houston Texans turns 52 today. Wish him your best.

Eggs Over My Hammy sounds dang good today... I'll have that.
Eggs Over My Hammy sounds dang good today... I'll have that.
Andy Lyons

Gary Kubiak is already a Houston Texans legend. There has never been a more successful head coach in the long, storied history of the team.

Coach Kubiak holds the record in the following categories for the Texans:

  • Wins (59)
  • Playoff wins (2)
  • Playoff appearances (4)
  • Replay Challenges lost
  • Seconds wasted during a two minute drill
  • Largest playcalling "IHOP" chart in square inches
  • Best haircut
  • Worst haircut

So here's to you, Coach Kubiak. Happy 52!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Rookies had to sing &quot;Happy Birthday&quot; to coach Kubiak at practice today. They did the Stevie Wonder version.....white guys were so lost </p>&mdash; Duane Brown (@DuaneBrown76) <a href="https://twitter.com/DuaneBrown76/statuses/368034419216367617">August 15, 2013</a></blockquote>

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Love it.

Happy Thursday.