Saturday Night's Alright For Commenting: BRB Open Thread (8/3/13)

A full week and then some of training camp is over, folks, and the Texans will be traveling to Minnesota next Friday! You're almost there!

Many questions will be answered by the time the Texans finish playing the Minnesota Vikings, but there's one in particular that's burning a hole in my brain:

WILL MDC WATCH EVEN A SINGLE SECOND OF IT?

For those of you who don't know, MDC vowed to not watch an iota of Texans football until special teams coordinator Joe "Cool" Marciano was no longer gainfully employed by the Houston Texans. It's pretty easy to make this bet at the beginning of the offseason, months ago, but now the real test comes for our old Venn Diagram aficionado. How many seconds of the first quarter go by before he cracks? Place your bets, folks.

Let's chat on this fine Saturday evening. Perhaps you want to talk about the Hall of Fame Game between the Dallas Cowboys and the Miami Dolphins coming up tomorrow? Maybe you want to discuss the multitude of season-ending injuries we've seen so far? Perchance you want to elaborate on the cons (because there are certainly no pros) to Andrethagreat 's raw chicken diet?

It's an open forum, though the community guidelines are always in effect, so use your good judgment in what you post for public consumption.