I didn't know what to expect from the Texans' season opener, but I sure as hell didn't expect this.
There's still a half of football left for the Texans to turn it around, but results from the first half are less than what you would call encouraging.
The refs seem to be taking their orders from Berman and Dilfer, the defense is playing like Frank Bush has kidnapped Wade Phillips and tossed him into a broom closet, and the crowning turd in the punch bowl is that Philip Rivers gashed the Texans for an 18 yard run.
This. Cannot. Stand.
Bring the conversation/angry ranting and raving/pitchforks and torches here for the third quarter. If you dare.
Now where the hell did I put that scotch?