- Texans defense is killing Zach Mettenberger
- Arian Foster is a one-man army
- Ryan Fitzpatrick is playing okay enough for me to not rag on him relentlessly
- Despite the strong defense, Zach "6th-round-rookie-QB-making-his-first-start" Mettenberger is still outplaying Ryan "Harvard" Fitzpatrick (it's not relentless if I only point out one thing, right?)
- Brett Kollman is starting Arian Foster against me in fantasy this week
Just gotta wrap this one up with one more quarter of not-terrible football.