Texans v. Cowboys: Second Quarter Open Thread

As I write this, the Texans and Cowboys are just now kicking off.

By the second quarter, I predict the Texans will have traded punts with the Cowboys no less than four times.

I predict the Texans fans in attendance will be louder than the Cowboys fans.

I predict I will have accumulated a few more patches of grey hair watching the offense work.

I predict an early sack by J.J. Watt.

I predict you'll be posting here to discuss the second quarter action.