Jadeveon Clowney, Brian Cushing Inactive Against Eagles

I keep hoping, even if it is just for my own entertainment, that Bill O'Brien's list of inactives will finally include:

Ryan Fitzpatrick's Talent

Alas, yet again, I have been disappointed.  As for the cats who actually are listed as inactive, here you go:

• QB Tom Savage
• WR DeVry Posey
• CB Darryl Morris
• ILB Jeff Tarpinian (who is, allegedly, a real person)
• ILB Brian Cushing
• OT Jeff Adams
• OLB Jadeveon Clowney
• NRG Stadium Roof (seriously...wtf?)
• Decent turf

Standing padless on the Iggles' sideline today:

QB Matt Barkley, WR Brad Smith, S Nate Allen, OL Julian Vandervelde, OL Dennis Kelly, LB Marcus Smith II, DE Taylor Hart.

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