JJ Watt took exception to Zach Mettenberger's selfie game before his first career start - week eight against the Texans. Watt did a selfie celebration after sacking Mettenberger in the game. But what is the next step in Watt's schooling of the young quarterback? Clearly, he needs to get his Joe Horn on and bring his phone on to the field. The next sack celebration should involve an actual selfie. Just sayin'.
Moving on, let's take a look at this week's game.
Arian Foster. He should play, and he'll need to be spectacular (as he usually is) for the Texans' offense to move the ball.
A.J. Bouye. He got demolished by A.J. Green while standing in for the injured Kareem Jackson. Either he rises up and gets better...or he gets replaceable.
Ryan Fitzpatrick, because he's clearly our QB of the future.
Duane Brown. He'll be guiding the OL to do their best to protect a HOBO-QB who doesn't tend to be in one predictable area at any given time.
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