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If you would've told me Ryan Fitzpatrick slept in a box car last night and hitchhiked to the stadium, I'd totally believed you. If you would've told me he'd have four touchdown passes in a single game, I'd have you committed for society's sake.
Hmph.
DeAndre Hopkins is the BE-SF killer, dropping yet another monster line on the team. JJ Watt murdered Zach Methenberger on live TV, and Jake Locker remains being Jake Locker. And the BE-SF offensive line is beyond awful at this point.
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