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The Texans are off until next Sunday, but we're fans of the game, and we're here to see the "Broncos buck [the] Raiders into the Bay, [the] Giants sleepless in Seattle, [and] Rams sacrificed in the Arizona desert," or upsets for the ages. Any Given Sunday and all that.
DEN @ OAK 4:05 EST
STL @ ARI 4:25 EST
NYG @ SEA 4:25 EST
These games should be glorious or gloriously ugly. Can't wait!
Note: If you live in the Houston market you'll be watching ELIte Manning and his minions go up against Beastmode, his Skittles, and the rest of the current Super Bowl champions on your local Fox affiliate.
Of course, should you choose to spend the entire game discussing the Texans' QB situation, I won't be shocked at all.