2013 Houston Texans Season Review: Reader's Choice Awards Results

First off, I want to say thank you for reading and voting. I will make this an annual feature due to the number of votes received this year. Below are the results for the 2013 Reader's Choice Awards.

Travis Johnson Worst Draft Pick of the Year

1.) Sam Montgomery: 100%

2.) Brennan Williams: 0%

3.) Trevardo Williams: 0%

4.) David Quessenberry: 0%

Matt's pick: Sam Montgomery

Jerry Jones Worst Off-Season Decision

1.) Not drafting a quarterback sooner: 10.29%

2.) The Ed Reed signing: 79.4%

3.) Cutting Chris Jones: 4.41%

4.) Draft picks made from rounds three through seven: 7.35%

Matt's pick: The Ed Reed signing

Hipster Jersey of the Year

1.) Ed Reed: 15.38%

2.) Jeff Tarpinian: 46.15%

3.) Derek Newton: 20%

4.) Shiloh Keo: 23.08%

Matt's pick: Jeff Tarpinian

Unfortunate Event of the Year

1.) Pick Sixes on Pick Sixes: 48.53%

2.) Injuries to Danieal Manning, Brian Cushing, and Arian Foster: 32.35%

3.) Randy Bullock misses field goals: 4.41%

4.) Kubiak collapses: 25%

Matt's pick: Pick Sixes on Pick Sixes

Jacoby Jones Award

1.) Connor Barwin: 26.47%

2.) Glover Quin: 57.35%

3.) Chris Jones: 16.18%

4.) James Casey: 1.47%

Matt's Pick: Glover Quin

#Hashtag of the Year

1.) #420Gate: 10.29%

2.) #KEEEEEEENUUUUUUUUUUM: 52.94%

3.) #PeeAndPoopTheBedForTed: 36.76%

4.) #Ahman Reed: 7.35%

Matt's Pick: #PeeAndPoopTheBedForTed

Beard of the Year

1.) Matt Weston: 13.24%

2.) Matt Schaub: 54.41%

3.) Ed Reed: 19.12

4.) Jared Crick: 17.65%

Matt's Pick: No answer

Ryan Dunsmore Photoshop of the Year

1.) Wade Phillips as Coach Klein: 35.29%

2.) A BRB Christmas Story: 0%

3.) How the Schaub Stole Christmas: 36.76%

4.) Texans vs. Jaguars Dumpster Fire: 30.88%

Matt's Pick: Wade Phillips as Coach Klein

The #1 Pick Hot Take Storyline

1.) The Texans will regret the day they don't take Johnny Manziel: 66.67%

2.) Bill O'Brien Loves Big QBs: 30.3%

3.) Bob McNair wants Jadeveon Clowney: 6.06%

4.) Teddy Bridgewater's hands are too small: 6.06%

Matt's Pick: Teddy Bridgewater's hands are too small.

Joe Theismann Injury of the Year

1.) Arian Foster: 16.18%

2.) Brian Cushing: 92.65

3.) Danieal Manning: 2.94%

4.) Kareem Jackson: 2.94%

Matt's Pick: Brian Cushing

Play of the Year

1.) DeAndre Hopkins' game-winning touchdown catch against Tennessee: 34.55%

2.) Brian Cushing's pick six against San Diego: 43.64%

3.) T.J. Yates's pick six against St. Louis: 9.09%

4.) Case Keenum's 62 yard TD pass to Andre Johnson against Indianapolis: 21.82%

Matt's Pick: T.J. Yates's Pick Six.

Stat of the Year

1.) The Newton: Called for holding and a sack allowed on the same play: 30.91%

2.) The Keenum: A sack taken for as loss of more than seven yards: 14.55%

3.) The Schaub: Back to back to back to back to back games with a pick six: 61.82%

4.) The Gabbert: Game with a completion percentage below 50%: 1.82%

Matt's Pick: The Keenum

Folly of the Year

1.) Bullock's field goal frenzy: 40%

2.) Every Ed Reed tackle: 10.91%

3.) Shiloh Keo is a dolphin: 5.45%

4.) Losing twice to Jacksonville: 54.55%

Matt's Pick: Bullock's field goal frenzy

Game of the Year

1.) Week One: 31-28 Win over San Diego: 37.04%

2.) Week Two: 30-24 Win over Tennessee: 25.93%

3.) Week Four: 20-23 Loss against Seattle: 20.37%

4.) Week Seven: 16-17 Loss against Kansas City: 11.11%

5.) Week Nine: 24-27 Loss against Indianapolis: 14.81%

Matt's Pick: Week Seven 16-17 Loss against Kansas City

Gary Kubiak Battle Fighter of the Year

1.) Shiloh Keo: 61.82%

2.) Darryl Sharpton: 12.73%

3.) Brandon Harris: 3.64%

4.) LeStar Jean: 9.09%

5.) Earl Mitchell: 12.73%

Matt's Pick: Shiloh Keo

Special Teams Player of the Year

1.) R.I.P., Marciano: 38.18%

2.) Shane Lechler: 60%

3.) Keshawn Martin: 1.82%

4.) Randy Bullock: 1.82%

Matt's Pick: R.I.P., Marciano.

Rookie of the Year

1.) D.J. Swearinger: 10.91%

2.) DeAndre Hopkins: 87.27%

3.) Ryan Griffin: 10.91%

4.) A ham sandwich: 5.45%

Matt's Pick: DeAndre Hopkins

Offensive Player of the Year

1.) Ben Tate: 0%

2.) Garrett Graham: 1.79%

3.) Andre Johnson: 98.21%

4.) Case Keenum: 0%

Matt's Pick: Andre Johnson

Defensive Player of the Year

1.) J.J. Watt: 83.64%

2.) J.J.Watt: 43.64%

3.) J.J. Watt: 47.27%

4.) J.J. Watt: 45.45%

Matt's Pick: J.J. Watt

MVP

1.) Ben Tate: 0%

2.) J.J. Watt: 71.43%

3.) Andre Johnson: 44.64%

4.) Johnathan Joseph: 0%

Matt's Pick: J.J. Watt