The other member of the "we should have been in the Super Bowl but ended up with a high draft pick" club, the Atlanta Falcons, are participating in joint practices this week with your Houston Texans. With the Falcons comes a Hard Knocks film crew, which means that Texans fans everywhere will finally get to watch a slow motion montage of Matt Ryan running for dear life from J.J. Watt and Jadeveon Clowney while dubstep thumps through their speakers.
It might as well be porn.
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