The Cleveland Browns and Washington Redskins square off on Monday Night Football this evening. As a Texans fan, you can claim this is required viewing in order to better understand Houston's Week One opponent. You just need to steel yourself for endless commentary and speculation about Johnny Manziel. No matter what's happening on the field, Johnny's gonna carry the day.
This is your first thread for the first Monday Night Football of the 2014 season. Enjoy it responsibly.