Can Texans stalwarts Matt Schaub and Owen Daniels lead the team back in the second half? We hope so as...
Wait, what? This is 2014? Well, I'll be damned.
Don't worry too much, folks, it's just the pre-season, and the Cardinals aren't exactly a bad team. Sure, this game is uglier than Jerruh Jones, but that means it's only up from here, right? RIGHT?
Continue the game thread talk below. Just remind yourselves we still have three more weeks to improve, vanilla football, etc.
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