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The inactives for your Houston Texans:
- QB Tom Savage - Ryanmallettitis
- WR DeVier Posey - Dog house
- S Shiloh Keo - Suckiest suck who ever sucked
- T Jeff Adams - Sponge bath duties
- TE C.J. Fiedorowicz - Hat fitting
- LB Jadeveon Clowney - Lifting the curse of #90
- DT Louis Nix - Chocolate overdose
Oakland Raiders inactives:
- QB Matt McGloin - Oedipal complex
- HB Maurice Jones-Drew - Acute jaguarism
- S Jonathan Dowling - Gigantism
- LB Nick Roach - Flu bug
- OL Tony Bergstrom - Argyria
- T Matt McCants - He can't. He just can't.
- DE Shelby Harris - Avian flu
No surprises for the Texans inactives today, but Matt Schaub will be Derek Carr's backup. Dare we dream a special little dream?
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