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Personally, I'm just kind of waiting for the Astros to sign J.J. Watt as a first baseman/DH/closer. Because he can do anything ask of him.
Whatever. Point is, it's 17-0, the good guys are winning, and we're all lucky enough to share time and space on this Earth with Watt, Andre Johnson, and Arian Foster. Things could certainly be worse.
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