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I have only two goals for the remainder of this game:
1. Stay juuuuust sober enough to get the fourth-quarter thread up.
2. Limit the curse words that the kids overhear. (Note: "Limit" is a flexible concept.)
Other than that, all bets are off. The secondary is putrid right now -- especially D. Manning -- and I see nothing to suggest that things won't get worse in the second half. NFL, there the F stands for "fatalism."
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