It's finally. Freaking. Here.
We don't get to start getting the ashtray taste of the 2013 season out of our mouths just yet, but football that counts is back. Tonight, there are a couple teams playing. I don't know who they are. The Baggage Carriers vs. the Seabirds or something. I think we can all agree they are completely inconsequential teams.
Regardless, real football is back. We'll get to the important teams on Sunday.
Usual open thread rules apply, I'm doing a fantasy football draft, so be kind to each other tonight. Thread may cause nausea, chafing, or Peyronie's Disease. Pants are strictly forbidden in this thread.