With the Houston Astros playing a win-or-go-home Game 5 against the Kansas City Royals in approximately three hours (7:07 p.m. CDT on FS1, plus you should have a tab open for live coverage at The Crawfish Boxes), what better time to ask what your plans are for watching the 1-4 Houston Texans take on the 1-4 Jacksonville Jaguars Sunday afternoon?
Will you be at EverBank Field, silently wondering when the inevitable switcheroo of Ryan Mallett for Brian Hoyer will happen?
Will you be at home, annoying all those around you with repeated and bewildered inquiries about exactly how it is Houston's defense looks so bad when we all thought it would be really, really good this season?
Will you be at a tavern, grudgingly accepting that being a Texans fan is the same as admitting that functional livers are for those who insist on standing outside the fire?
Remember, people. Life is not tried. It is merely survived if you're not a fan of the Houston Texans.
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you're a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.
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