Open Game Day Q3 Thread: Houston Texans v. Miami Dolphins

Houston traveled to Miami with a perfect franchise record against the Dolphins.  The first half of play today has evaporated any hope of keeping that record alive.

Can the Texans find a way to turn things around in the second half?

No seriously.  Ugh, alright, but we'll be here nonetheless.  Keep the conversation going in the comments below, if you dare, or talk about recipes, or even the Rockets for all I care.

Positives from the first half?

• Jadeveon Clowney notched the first NFL sack of his career!
• Charles James is making plays on special teams!
• Eddie Pleasant hasn't been flagged for a penalty.
• J.J. Watt is still a Houston Texan.

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