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My four-year-old started soccer this year. It's basically "swarm ball" with all the kids just following the ball around. No one takes any pursuit angles. No one really knows what they're doing. Occasionally, someone breaks away from the swarm and scores.
That's what this Texans team is like. And it's embarrassing.
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