Emperor Toro walked into the hallowed halls of NRG Stadium. He basked at the glory of the national stage, he soaked in the bright lights. He put his arm around the mighty J.J. Watt and said, "This is living."
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw one of his best and oldest friends, Andre Johnson. "Dre?! So good to see you." Toro waved him in and bellowed, "Embrace me."
Toro turned away after hugging Johnson as he heard the incoming storm of horse hooves. The Colts from the Hoosier state arrived to NRG Stadium. "Welcome, Master Luck. We shall have a grand game."
Toro went to get ready when he stopped suddenly, noticing a sharp pain. He felt his side. It was dripping blood. He looked up to see Andre's face side-by-side with the Colts, all of them with knives in hand. "Et tu, Andre?," said Toro as he fell to the floor. Toro's worst nightmares ran through his head as everything faded to black.
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