You're a fan of the Houston Texans. You know all too well that the Texans have never beaten the Colts in Indianapolis. Peyton Manning, Dan Orlovsky, Andrew Luck...it hasn't mattered who has been under center; it's all ended in the same disappointing fashion. Sunday will see another name added to that illustrious list in the form of Matt Hasselbeck or Charlie Whitehurst. The question is whether the streak ends and quite possibly whether the Colts or Texans are heading to the playoffs as division champs. Surely you'll be locked in, oblivious to the outside world. But where?
Are you going to be at Lucas Oil Stadium, counting the number of fans wearing Curtis Painter jerseys?
Will you be at home, holding fast to whatever lucky tradition you have before the Texans kick off? My tradition is drinking heavily, and I can assure you I'll be doing my part.
Or a tavern, perhaps, talking with fellow fanatics about how twisted the road that is the 2015 Houston Texans season has been, culminating with T.J. Yates once again being asked to lead the good guys to a playoff berth?
Whatever your plans, let us know in the Comments. If you're still trying to figure out what you're going to do, or if you're a stranger in a strange land looking for somewhere to catch the game, pose any queries here; someone might have a suggestion for you. Similarly, if you've got a worthy spot staked out somewhere and want to clue fellow Texans fans in to it, please divulge that information in the Comments as well.
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